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Subject: Re: vote by Jiggy By: SmallPinkMouse Date: 02/13/2002 03:00:19 pm PST OK, one thought that occurs to me: How about giving her a Valentine Day's Card? Subject: Re: vote by Jiggy By: Jiggy In Reply to: SmallPinkMouse (Original Message) Date: 02/13/2002 10:09:18 pm PST >OK, one thought that occurs to me: How about giving her a Valentine Day's Card? I considered it, but ultimately decided that if she does have a boyfriend, I shouldn't be telling her how much I love her. *^_^; Subject: Re: vote by RanmasGirlKM By: Nyssia Date: 04/23/2002 10:05:54 am PST >Welcome back, how was your trip did you enjoy your self We enjoyed it *very* much! Lots of anime (although we kept missing Trigun*Sniff*), interesting panels, a very varied exhibit hall (don't you dare call it 'Dealer's Room')...and the people that ran the con *finally* got the Con Suite right. Can't wait until next year. Subject: Smurfs-A scene from "Donnie Darko" By: mankey68 Date: 10/12/2002 09:39:45 pm PST Hey Yo! (Donnie fires his rifle at an empty beer bottle.) Sean: Beer and p****. That's all we need. Ronald: We need to find ourselves a Smurfette. Sean: Smurfette? Roanld: Yeah, not some tight a** Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does. Donnie: Smurfette doesn't f***. (fires his rifle at another empty beer bottle.) Ronald: That's bull****. Smurfette f***s all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting to h****. Sean: No, no, no, not "Vanity," I heard he was a homosexual. Ronald: Okay, then, you know what? She f***s them and Vanity watches. Okay? Sean: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action. Ronald: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he b***s off to the tape. (Donnie raises up his hand to silence them.) Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well, (laugh) it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have...reproductive organs under those tiny, white, pants. (takes a sip from his whiskey.) That's just so illogical, about being a smurf, you know? I mean, what's the point of living...if you don't have a d***? (long pause) Sean: Dammit, Donnie. Why'd you have to get so smart on us? -From the movie: "Donnie Darko" BANG! BANG! G.A.P. Page 1 of 1 | ||||||||
