Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda

Ratings:Top:Anime:Best Of:Best Couple:Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda

 Info  Votes  Messages  More Stats  Up One Level
Vote
First Prev Page 6 of 63 Next Last

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing
with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying,
"All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this
is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get
your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are
to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
train...but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...
"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip
was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding,
remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off
about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen!"

Date:
By: (Reputable User)
Link to this vote: http://excelsis.com/1.0/displayvote.php?voteid=506983

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda
^0^

Date:
By: (Notable User)
Link to this vote: http://excelsis.com/1.0/displayvote.php?voteid=507908

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda
:)

Date:
By: (Notable User)
Link to this vote: http://excelsis.com/1.0/displayvote.php?voteid=508051

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda
^_^

Date:
By: (Notable User)
Link to this vote: http://excelsis.com/1.0/displayvote.php?voteid=508384

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda
:)

Date:
By: (Notable User)
Link to this vote: http://excelsis.com/1.0/displayvote.php?voteid=508451

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda
HUGS

Date:
By: (Reputable User)
Link to this vote: http://excelsis.com/1.0/displayvote.php?voteid=508475

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda
:)

Date:
By: (Notable User)
Link to this vote: http://excelsis.com/1.0/displayvote.php?voteid=508748

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda
BI-PARTISAN HUMOR

Ralph Nader, Al Gore, and George W. Bush go to a fitness spa for some
fun.

After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decide to visit the men's
room and they find a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who
says; "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest
feature: a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful,
you will be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned, if you say
something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of
nothingness for all eternity!"

The men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader steps
up and says, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three," and he
suddenly finds the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.

Al Gore steps up and says, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three,"
and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next
Presidential Campaign.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush
looks into the mirror and says, "I think...", and is promptly sucked
into the mirror.

Date:
By: (Reputable User)
Link to this vote: http://excelsis.com/1.0/displayvote.php?voteid=509132

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda
^0^

Date:
By: (Notable User)
Link to this vote: http://excelsis.com/1.0/displayvote.php?voteid=509629

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda
Have Fun Today.

Date:
By: (Reputable User)
Link to this vote: http://excelsis.com/1.0/displayvote.php?voteid=509866

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda
^_^

Date:
By: (Notable User)
Link to this vote: http://excelsis.com/1.0/displayvote.php?voteid=510198

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda
:)

Date:
By: (Notable User)
Link to this vote: http://excelsis.com/1.0/displayvote.php?voteid=510957

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda
Good Morning

Date:
By: (Reputable User)
Link to this vote: http://excelsis.com/1.0/displayvote.php?voteid=511131

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda
^_^

Date:
By: (Notable User)
Link to this vote: http://excelsis.com/1.0/displayvote.php?voteid=511559

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda
:)

Date:
By: (Notable User)
Link to this vote: http://excelsis.com/1.0/displayvote.php?voteid=512759

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda
Have Fun Today!

Date:
By: (Reputable User)
Link to this vote: http://excelsis.com/1.0/displayvote.php?voteid=513186

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda
I will! :)

Date:
By: (Notable User)
Link to this vote: http://excelsis.com/1.0/displayvote.php?voteid=514058

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda
I had fun too, and today is the fmaily get together so hopefully that'll be fun too.

Date:
By: (Reputable User)
Link to this vote: http://excelsis.com/1.0/displayvote.php?voteid=514162

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda
That went really good, there were a lot of cousins I haven't seen in many years and who have changed so much and one cousin turns 50 tomorrow.

Date:
By: (Reputable User)
Link to this vote: http://excelsis.com/1.0/displayvote.php?voteid=514408

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda
^_^

Date:
By: (Reputable User)
Link to this vote: http://excelsis.com/1.0/displayvote.php?voteid=514541

First Prev Page 6 of 63 Next Last

[Click Here to Login]
Don't have a login? Register!
How to use This Site
Why Register?
[Get rid of the ads!]
Voting Guide