Bejiita and Lisa

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Bejiita and Lisa
Another vote for Lisa.=)

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Bejiita and Lisa
The weather is "blech" today...It calls for ice cream!

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Bejiita and Lisa
Good night

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Bejiita and Lisa
NEW VIRUS

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

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Bejiita and Lisa
Hah!!XD
Women's Ass Surveys and now WORK!
Where do you get this stuff?=)

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Bejiita and Lisa
Friday night vote

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Bejiita and Lisa
Off to take a break from Home Work. Yay

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Bejiita and Lisa
^_^

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Bejiita and Lisa
I got all my homework done last night and now I only have to study for the test this afternoon ugh.

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Bejiita and Lisa
Good luck on your test, and don't study TOO hard or you'll tire yourself out!

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Bejiita and Lisa
I take little breaks in between over wise I feel like my head will drop off.

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Bejiita and Lisa
Ah, that's good. When I try to take little breaks, they seem to grow into long breaks.^_^()

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Bejiita and Lisa
I wonder how Bejita-sama and Lisa-chan are right now? :)

<3<3<3pearl

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Bejiita and Lisa
Yeah, I wish Lisa would come back. But it's nice to see you in here.=) How's it going?

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Bejiita and Lisa
We need to e-mail her and ask her to get her butt back here.

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Bejiita and Lisa
superrr how is everyone? :D

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Bejiita and Lisa
I'm doing ok, thank you. Glad to here you're doing superrr.^_^

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Bejiita and Lisa
hee :)

<3 pearl

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Bejiita and Lisa
"Why God made moms" answers given by elementary school age children to
the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

3. God made my Mom just the same like! he made me. He just used bigger
parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice
in the world and one dab of mean.

2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom?

1. We're related.

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your Mom?

1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.

2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty
bossy.

3. They say she used to be nice.

What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk
on beer?

3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to
chores?

Why did your Mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.

2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a
goofball.

2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the ! stuff under the
bed.

3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?

1. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go to work at work.

2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause
that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.

4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your Mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time.

2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your Mom perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
plastic surgery.

2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid
of that.

2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did
it and not me.

3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on her back.



THE MOMMY TEST

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something
off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away
from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's
dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and
asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"

"Uh," ...I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the
Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in! silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you
don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my
heart.


CHURCH

"Dear Lord," the preacher began with arms extended and a rapturous look
on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..." He would have
continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was
listening carefully) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly
in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?" Church was
pretty much over at that point...

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Bejiita and Lisa
Haha, very funny. I especially love, "Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goofball."

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