Bejiita and Lisa

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Bejiita and Lisa
*She turns around to look at him before he's out of her sight, a tiny smile pricking at the corners of her lips. She turns her face smiling fully and walks inside, back down the hall, and into their bedroom*

Gah.

*She walks over to the bed and rips the covers, sheets, and pillows off. After kicking those and the clothes scattered about the floor into a pile in the middle of the room, she sets her sights on that walk-in closet... In it she goes, ripping everything off the bars and shelves, throwing them all on the pile. By this time, it's enormous.

From the closet, she removes a rather large hamper and begins to jam as many garments as she can into it. As she was scoping out the area, she was happy to find that the small lake was still there... she always like that lake a lot...

Grabbing the hamper in her arms, she walks into the hallway and sets it down. Turning into the tiny laundry room, she happens upon a bottle of soap. Taking it in her hand, she places it on top of the hamper, lifts the whole thing up, and walks out the open door. After inhaling a heavy breath, she jumps up in the air and quickly disappears over the trees...*

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Bejiita and Lisa
The Pasta Diet

1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge




And it's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical
studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.

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Bejiita and Lisa
Just when you have lost faith in human kindness. Someone who teaches at
a middle school in Safety Harbor, Florida, forwarded the following
letter. The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school
had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly.
An old lady received a small transistor radio at the luncheon as a door
prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all
humankind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today.


Dear Principal and and Staff at the Safety Harbor Middle School:

God bless you for the lovely radio I won at your senior citizen's
luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home
for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and
it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your
kindness to an old forgotten lady.

My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I
received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was
napping. The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke in
pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen
to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.

Thank you for that opportunity.

Sincerely,

Edna May

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Bejiita and Lisa
Good night ^_^

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Bejiita and Lisa
There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named
because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone
not to call him Onestone

After years and years of torment Onestone finally cracked and said, "If
anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning,
Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest
where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all
the next day until Blue Bird died from exhaustion

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone"

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to
her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day,
made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story????? ...

You can't kill two birds with one stone .

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Bejiita and Lisa
TGIF ^___^

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Bejiita and Lisa
One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers "what it
means to be British?". Some of the emails are hilarious but this
is one from a chap in Switzerland ...

"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a
Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American
shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of
anything foreign ".


Black American actor and comedian Chris Rock's "Quote of the Year"

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of
arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most
powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. Need I say
more?"

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Bejiita and Lisa
A Texan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a
typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
Texan just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks . Like I
said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy."

Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says,"Say, you're
the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.
Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how
much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What
happened? The boy already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

The Texas father takes a slow swig from his Lone Star beer, wipes his
mouth on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
"Had'm circumcised

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Bejiita and Lisa
^______^

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Bejiita and Lisa
www.photobucket.com and search " LeasPuppies

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Bejiita and Lisa
Oh yay. That rp lasted a whole week. > (

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Bejiita and Lisa
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers
(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.

# 2 - Can't wear helmet sideways.

# 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.

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Bejiita and Lisa
It’s been years since I have been here, and I’m glad to see some familiar names. Maybe my old name is still remembered (and hopefully, remembered fondly!). I hope you’re all doing well.

Maverick Hunter Iris
(Formerly Saiyajin Nellie)

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Bejiita and Lisa
Hello again.

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Bejiita and Lisa
hey there, we need to get Lisa back here too. I bet she'd be glad to see you.

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Bejiita and Lisa
Hi!
Yeah, I hope Lisa comes back soon. It'd be nice to talk to her again.

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Bejiita and Lisa
yeah it would.

RG comes in quietly and leaves Easter Baskets to be found by Maverick and Lisa if she comes in.

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Bejiita and Lisa
Hee!^__^

::Happilly picks up her Easter Basket leaves a chocolate bunny with a Thank You tag wrapped around it::

Only a few minutes till Easter!=) Until next time, Good night.

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Bejiita and Lisa
Happy Easter again!=)

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Bejiita and Lisa
Happy Easter Evening!

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